How is Korea?

Korea is full of Koreans, most of whom aren't fluent in English. So I shriek in their faces, spittle flying from my mouth.
"Do you sell colostomy bags, crone?!"
I ride the subway at one in the afternoon and it's completely packed with people. Old women punch me in the back when they want me to move. Korean women have stout shapely legs and they love skirts. Korean men probably have nice legs as well but I rarely see them. You can drink on the streets and they sell a 40 proof liquor/beer hybrid called soju for $1.30/12 oz. bottle. My school is always 42 degrees F. no matter what the temperature outside. You can eat an excellent meal with soup and side dishes for 4 dollars. The air is filthy but the city is surrounded by mountains. The subway goes everywhere, as do the buses. Their alphabet is wonderfully intuitive. The street food is amazing, and everyone drives like an asshole. Korean women love skirts.