Monday, February 18, 2008

First Sign That The Apocalypse Is Upon Us

Achy: "I can see in three dimensions now. Just like a Jew! haha j/k!"

From the wire:

Ahmedinejad was briefly in a Talking Heads cover band during the early 90's in Tehran, but Achy (as he was known) soon clashed with the guitarist, (a lesser known mullah named George Michael Rasfajani) over whether or not David Byrne or Jerry Harrison were more suited for the title of "Rock Mahdi". Disillusioned, he entered politics.

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